I would be the one this very creepy man wants to sit next to on the train wouldn't I . Not only does he love himself he seems to love food , as of all things he could eat for breakfast hes got his goat and rice out at half 9 in the morning . I genuinely feel traumatised. Here's me perrfectly innocent trying to people watch and I have a quite clear non veggie trying to catch my eye whilst practically sitting on top of me (along with his goat or whatever that is in the stinky tupawear). I feel like I should be writing to the love hour crush in the metro but unfortunately I don't think they will post .... ' To the smelly man who ate a farm whilst intoxicating my personal space this morning on the London st pancras train , please avoid eating goat for breakfast or never sit near me on the train again . Girl who will now smell like cooked goat for the rest of the day .
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