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Id like to start off with the typical hi my name is bla bla and im bla bla age but im going to kick start it abit differently by telling you nothing about myself . That way you can let your imaganiation run wild with you.
But what i will tell you is - everything i write will take you on a journey through my very odd but roller coaster mind so sit back and buckle up ( not literally , you arent on oblivion) .